Too young to understand. Too naive to speak!

After writing fake resumes for some XYZ or ABC during school days, it was finally time to make a real legit one. As simple and straightforward as it sounds. DO NOT THINK IT IS A CAKEWALK! Making a resume requires herculean effort, mainly beacause you have to lie straight through your teeth. Why you ask? Well here's how resumes would look like if we were being totally honest! 1. On the resume: My objective is to make possible the impossible, no matter how arduous the job assigned be.     Real Meaning: 2. If you are applying for a job at Playboy, honesty would be good! 3. You could just say," I have several backlogs in mathematics because I love the subject so much, I just could not get enough of it." 4. Simply turn your weakness into your strength! 5.On the resume: Love adventures, adrenaline junkie.   Real meaning: Avoided drop like a boss! 6. You could write about the gang you founded only    if    {...

Two weeks of rigorous writing and yet the ghost of submissions isn't past me. Though it sounds like some usual academic thing but it is much brutal than the submission you saw in 50 shades! Being bored with a monotonous life as usual and hence coming here to make myself feel good*grins*, I decided to take screenshots whenever I found something unique during this festive season of submission. So, here's a list of some of THE TYPES OF SPECIES YOU CAN SEE IN ENGINEERING COLLEGES DURING SUBMISSIONS: 1. The Confused bunch: Everyone has their own doubts and nobody knows what's going on. Well, this the first sign that submissions have begun! 2. The Completers: While everyone is yet to start writing. These are the people who have everything ready. Thanks to them the entire class has someone to follow.  3.The Hoarders: They will find out every first completed assignment and take it home. Yet after a week they haven't written a thing. They are like scavenge...